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"NEWARK, N.J. (1010 WINS) -- A young New Jersey boy unknowingly shared cocaine with friends at a daycare center because his father allegedly told him it was candy.
Sonia Rincon reports
But only one child ingested the drug and wasn't injured.
Newark police say 25-year-old Shaheed Wright of East Orange apparently put several baggies of cocaine inside his 4-year-old son's jacket after a near brush with police. The boy later shared the drugs with three other 4-year-olds at the center on Friday.
A teacher saw a girl had a small baggie in her mouth, then called authorities after seeing a white powdery substance inside.
The children were taken to a hospital, where Wright's son told police about "the candy." They searched the child's pockets and found more baggies containing cocaine.
Wright was charged with four counts of child endangerment and drug offenses."
"A former Montgomery County English teacher was sentenced to six months in jail Thursday for distributing cocaine to a student, according to attorneys in the case.
During her sentencing hearing, Theresa Duarte apologized to the Thomas S. Wootton High School community for the embarrassment caused by the crime, said her attorney, William Brennan.
Duarte, once dubbed "the coolest woman alive" by students who put together a Wootton yearbook, had pleaded guilty to distribution. Brennan said she provided cocaine to a student at her home. Duarte is due to report to jail Monday, and also faces three years of supervised probation, said Emily White, a spokeswoman for the Montgomery County state's attorney's office. "
Washington Post Staff Writer
By Dan Morse
It's called Fetus in fetu.BEIJING – CHINESE doctors were shocked when they discovered a one-year-old girl was carrying a baby in her stomach.
According to media outlets on Wednesday, Kang Mengru, 1, worried her parents and doctors after her belly became grossly enlarged.
After a CT scan was done, the doctors were amazed to discover a fetus inside the little girl’s stomach.
The fetus is believed to be Mengru’s parasitic twin, the result of one twin embryo not fully separating from the other.
Mengru has been hospitalized and is waiting for an operation to have the fetus removed.

"In the spring of 2008, LiLo made the unfortunate decision to post her private information — including her cellphone number — on Facebook which was soon snatched up and passed around by approximately half the internet population. Lindsay also left her private voicemail messages easily accessible because the password she chose was, amazingly, “1-2-3-4″. A post-Hollywood career at NORAD is unlikely.Below are some of the voicemail messages that give us, the non-celebrity public, a candid glimpse at the pseudo-friends, estranged family, rehab buddies, and prospective lesbian stalkers vying for her attention at that time.
Make sure to wait until the end, as her desperate deadbeat father warbles a heartfelt message and then holds his cellphone up to the car stereo speakers to let her know he’s listening to her new CD as he drives. It’s beautiful honey…"

By: Adina WiseBefore condos in Williamsburg started selling at a loss and weekend flights to L.A. dropped to under $200, New York's cocaine dealers were supplying good times to people who indulged like the party wouldn't end. Before the recession, "I was making deliveries every night of the week," says Eddie, a middle-aged man who exclusively deals cocaine. (All names have been changed.) At the height of his career, in early 2008, Eddie sold eight-balls to hipsters, financiers, and Upper West Side high-school students. "Back then, I could afford to pick and choose. If I didn't know the address — forget it. If I didn't like their accent — forget it. On most nights, there were more people wanting than I could get to." Sammy, another coke dealer, was equally aloof. "On weekends, I was making twenty house calls per night," he says, "And there were always 20 to 25 that got shafted."
Then the stock market crashed, and people started losing Sammy’s number. But he didn’t lose theirs. "It was a 646 number," says Nate, 26, who works at an investment bank; he got three calls from Sammy in one week. (Sammy's contacts — five years' worth — are stored in a small black notebook with cross streets, physical descriptors, and even sketches corresponding to each name.) When Nate called back, Sammy picked up right away: "He was like, Hey Nate, it's me, Sammy, where ya been?" Last November, Nate was forced to switch jobs, and took a notable pay cut. "It's not all fun and games anymore. I told him thanks but no thanks."
Damien, 27, who quit doing coke almost two years ago, has been contacted by three different cocaine dealers, all wanting his business, since June. "None of my friends mess with that anymore," Damien says, "It's like they grew up overnight when the banks died." Eddie was one of the dealers who has recently contacted Damien. When demand first dropped, Eddie took a vacation. But when the situation failed to improve, he decided to call every name in his phone book until he'd arranged a deal. "It worked," he says. "I'll keep doing it until it stops working. But I don't like small talk. I don't like having to ask them how their day was."
Having to reach out to customers isn’t the worst of it. "I see high-end guys hawking in parks now," says Sammy. "And these are guys that used to sell to Paris Hilton's crowd." For Tim C., a longtime street dealer whose headquarters are in Washington Square Park, the problem has trickled down. He’s now competing with those guys who used to do deliveries only: "They come in like they own the place, and take all my business." Things have been made worse by the fact that NYU freshman and other passersby are more resistant to his pitch. "These kids are clean," Tim says. "It sucks. You're gonna find me at the post office if this goes on for much longer."

When brain power should be part of the job description.
Meet Mallory Montilla. She’s about to go to jail soon. Why? Because she couldn’t appreciate that her ‘supposed fool proof’ plan to keep jewelry on loan instead of returning it would eventually have every one wondering who was the last person seen handling it.
Mallory who until recently worked for Whisper PR (she was fired in mid July) was a budding 24 year old socialite who was making the rounds, having her picture taken with Sarrah Jessica Parker and getting to have a lot of fun hanging out with big shots, forging a career as a fashion pr girl and of course getting to wear lots of expensive jewelry that she thought she could hold onto indefinitely (does this sound like Lilo? It smells like her…).
That was until Friday, when everyone did ‘one plus one’ and figured out that the girl in charge of returning the jewels had simply just kept the jewels. An accounting of missing jewels had Montilla holding onto $97,000 worth of jewels.
Montilla is due back in court tomorrow after having posted bail and spending the weekend in jail.
When beauty, charm and social networks don’t help if you still don’t have a brain.
The Unravelled Etiquette of Publicists.
DON’T CLING TO THE BLING

Miley Cyrus: what have you started?!?!
We have found something even more horrifying than the breast feeding baby-doll.
A Pole-Dancing Doll!!!
The plaything comes with a doll and attachable pole and the box insists the product is "Interesting", can go "up and down" as well as "round and round". It even plays music! (Because what is a stripper without a tune to dance to?!)
Though the doll in the picture is fully clothed, we're sure it won't stay that way for long. Like the box also says, every stripper needs "style."
And by the way, dollar bills, mini beer bottles, and application for computer school is sold separately.
If your kids ask for this doll this holiday season, we recommend reform school IMMEDIATELY!
What is the world coming to?!?
Fitness Papi and AJ Sloan meet up after an intense sweaty workout to raw dog it. After Papi finishes, AJ pushes the *** into Papi’s mouth....