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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Holy Hell! A Pole-Dancing Doll???


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Miley Cyrus: what have you started?!?!

We have found something even more horrifying than the breast feeding baby-doll.

A Pole-Dancing Doll!!!

The plaything comes with a doll and attachable pole and the box insists the product is "Interesting", can go "up and down" as well as "round and round". It even plays music! (Because what is a stripper without a tune to dance to?!)

Though the doll in the picture is fully clothed, we're sure it won't stay that way for long. Like the box also says, every stripper needs "style."

And by the way, dollar bills, mini beer bottles, and application for computer school is sold separately.

If your kids ask for this doll this holiday season, we recommend reform school IMMEDIATELY!

What is the world coming to?!?


Thank You Perez Hilton

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