Watch: The Real Housewives of Disney

The Real Housewives of Disney (Lindsay Lohan on SNL)

HELLO KITTY IS A DJ TOO

DJ Hello Kitty will be releasing her first album, “DJ Hello Kitty In the Mix,” on October 20th.

This year’s ‘a-nation’10 HOUSE NATION Fiesta‘ featured an appearance from DJ Hello Kitty, which caused quite an uproarious sensation! The new album release will contain several of her favorite artists such as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Mariah Carey. It will include a wide variety of popular songs from different genres.

Chloë Sevigny, You're a 19th Century Dead Man

Chloë Sevigny is so obsessed with a brutal century-old murder in New England -- she slept in thehouse where the killer hacked up the bodies ... and as the legend goes, the place is haunted.

You're looking at pics from the Lizzie Borden House in Fall River, Massachusetts -- named after a woman who allegedly murdered her elderly parents in cold blood, using nothing but a hatchet.

Who'da thunk ... the famous house is now a bed and breakfast -- and Chloë was one of its most recent guests ... doing a dead-on corpse impression, and even spending the night in Lizzie Borden's old bed.

For the record, Lizzie was accused of the murders but never convicted -- the creepy part ... no one else was ever arrested or tried.

Chloë Sevigny -- You're a 19th Century Dead Man

Demanda and King Ralphy have a Business Meeting

Photos by; the one and only Hannah Ulrich!

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS!

(with a sign) thanks Mike Lombardo!

YO THOSE PETA KIDS ARE CRAZY!

This is what happened outside a meeting the President was having with the Canadian Prime Minister. They were protesting the deaths of seals in Canada. MESS

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PEREZ,GAGA & BEYONCE WALK IN A BAR...

Dope pic..

Just because,
Thanks Anthony C

WATCH SHE BY SHEREE @ NY FASHION WEEK

PRETTY GIRLS SNIFF COKE ON THE TOILET (VIDEO)

WTF IS FACEBOOK LITE?

Like diet soda? to make us feel better about our addiction?! I don't know but it kinda reminds me of Twitter... All it has is your pics, status updates, emails and comments. But the best part of it all is: NO Yo-Ville or that stupid farm game. I don't wanna hear about event invites!
Click HERE to check it out.

CHANEL AND MCDONALDS...

A GEM FROM BRIAN MILLS

A preview of the fierth launch party, xoxo

MORE CHANNING TATUM STRIPPING

FROM GAY SOCIALITES:

The video we brought you of Channing Tatum's stripper past might have gotten yanked down a few weeks ago, but Star is keeping the memory alive with these new pics of Channing stripping in a yellow thong! Now that's a banana hammock that I'd like to see!

As we've told you in the past, before Tatum was a movie star with credits like "GI Joe" - he was a stripper in Florida! As you can tell in the Star photos above, he was pretty good at it.

I guess everyone has to pay their bills somehow. Flash it if you've got it, and trust me - Channing Tatum has got it!

WE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CHARLES R WINTERS.

SMOKING POT....

Tanta Sherry Vine

Live 4 HER

OMG, he's naked:

Macaulay Culkin

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The 7 Douchiest Theme Parties

The 7 Douchiest Theme Parties

By Neal - Johns Hopkins

School’s starting up again, and that means massive amounts of parties! Wooooo! High five! And needless to say one of the best way to celebrate the start of a new semester is with a theme party. But to keep you from looking like a douchebag right out of the gate, here are the seven theme parties you should absolutely avoid.

1. EDWARD FORTYHANDS PARTY

Listen, I used to be a huge fan of this party. But then I stepped back, I took a deep breath and I realized: THIS IS AWFUL!

Let’s think about this for a second… Each of you get two 40 oz bottles of malt liquor deliciousness (not so bad). Each of you duct tape said 40 oz bottles of goodness to each hand (okay, kinda worried). Each of you drink said 40 oz bottles of bladder drainers without being able to use your hands to unzip your pants, blow your nose, clear your ear hole, or give the finger.

So, what ends up happening? Midway through your second forty, you look around and realize everyone else is coming to the same realization: Why in the F did we do this? Even if something cool happens (projectile vomiting, projectile peeing, or projectile bleeding), no one has the capacity to document it. And your chances of hooking up at one of these parties has two things going for it: Jack and sh*t, and Jack just left town.

2. SEPTEMBER 11th PARTY

Not sure who thought this was cool or hip or ironic, but seriously? You know how it goes: Apparently, there was one at Ohio State University and the girl who was the in north or east or west or south tower said her aunt was one of the people in the towers when the planes hit. What better way to remember her aunt’s legacy then by dressing up as the death trap that didn’t offer an emergency exit for her? Hey, some people say a prayer, some people get a tattoo, some people write in their journal, others re-enact the whole tragedy. Wow.

3. DIAPER PARTY

I got this suggestion and I almost couldn’t respond. My tongue swole up and my innards got to gyratin’.

ME: “Uh… so… everyone is wearing a diaper?”

SUGGESTER: “Just dudes.”

ME: “So, there are girls there?”

SUGGESTER: “No, just dudes.”

ME: “So, it’s a bunch of dudes standing around shitting and pissing themselves?”

SUGGESTER: “Yeah, dude. How hilarious is that?!”

(If I have to explain why this is a sh*tty idea, then you’re on your own.)

4. PORN PARTY

I threw one of these in school. BIG MISTAKE. I thought, Hey, what better way to get people in the mood to eff than throwing on some porn on the ol’ flat screen, burning a CD of porn movie soundtracks, decorating the place with fuzzy handcuffs, dildos, vibrators, and nudie mags, and slightly modifying Beer Pong (aka Beirut) to be Boobroot where the rules are – if you get shutout you have to finger your partner?

You don’t even want to know what double backs meant.

A total of 5 girls showed up and three of them were from Towson (shout out to the Tigers – you guys know how to party). NO ONE had sex. Some people swore off parties altogether. Come to think of it, the dog we adopted not two days prior DIED the next day. Yes, I’m an idiot…

5. FOAM PARTY

I’m gonna catch a lot of shit for this one, but, in the long run, you will F’n thank me. On paper, Foam Parties = F*ck Fests. Spring Break wouldn’t be where it is now if it weren’t for soap, water, and expulsion mechanisms. But for this one to have any chance at being fun, someone needs to develop a foam that doesn’t cause Swine Flu-like rashes! The next day you feel like you slept with a smoothy of Gonorrhea, Diarrehea, and Amy Winehouse.

6. SWINGERS PARTY

You’ve thrown the porn party with zero success. You decide, Okay, f**k it. I need to select better people, people who aren’t F’n around when it comes to F’n around. You invite shady janitor, weed hook-up, sister’s roommate’s sister, and very young looking girl with braces that several questionable friends have vouched for. It’s all good until you’re either A) the odd man out or B) you’re the odd man in. Didn’t you see “Bruno?”

7. FURRY PARTY

Everyone knows a furry. He’s the guy who loves to wear costumes. He was the high school mascot, college mascot, grad school mascot, car dealer mascot, random guy skateboarding through a park while dressed as Cookie Monster on a Tuesday. I’m not knocking this guy. I’m a big proponent of “don’t knock it ’til you try it”.

Every man, however, has his limits. Wearing a costume and sweating your ass off as you try to pound another furry critter that you can’ t definitively tell is male or female just seems a little extreme. And not Mountain Dew extreme, but straight-up F’ing crazy.