From The Desk Of Snooki: (via her jail cell)

Our beloved Snookers had some choice words for the feds responsible for her incarceration:

"I'm the best thing in this town," she arrogantly declared after cops busted her for being a drunk nuisance Friday, according to an insider.

"She was bad-mouthing everyone who walked by her [in the police stationhouse]. She was saying 'I'm a star, you can't do this to me.'"
"You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki," she yelled at officers, according to witnesses.

"Do you know who I am? I'm f------ Snooki. You can't do this to me. I'm f------ Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"
--> thx to the Daily News
Xo King Ralphy